cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

mizimeluh:

Gandalf, whenever he sends someone on a quest:

horsecrisis:

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

rocketreturns:

rocketreturns:

people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy

the fact that you see this as some kind of vaguepost and not face value genuine advice is indicative of the exact problem i’ve addressed here

megafreeman:

me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!

pearl, in her honda accord: 

welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

rawson-butts:

brussello:

striders: